I am the champ..but i can only beat up people who are younger than me. its my special power. im not very good at math but i can frontflip into a small gravel pile.

      i used to be able to dirt bike on one wheel for a while. when im 30 i will proabably have to shave.

      my mom still wont tell me what puberty is. but i imagine it has something do do with my vagina.

      Jimi hendrix was a ninja just like me. everytime my guitar wails a ninja flips out. even ask colemans dad.

      one time i bought a skateboard for 25 cents and i have a sweet hat