Facts
-- ninjas are the nimblest mammels on earth.
-- ninjas can kill anyone they want (even ask my brother)
--they can do anything they want whenever they want!
-- ninjas are smooth,fast,cool,strong and tottaly sweet.
-- ninjas are an endangered species.
--i love ninjas with all my body(including my pee-pee)
--ninjas's favorite animal is the tiger cause it's sweet! my favourite animal is a ninja!
--I wish a ninja was my bf
--ninja's fav drink is Fresca and blood
--I'd shit my pants in gym if i could meet/become a ninja
--ninjas sworn enemie is pirates and dilholes
--if ninjas do drugs they're hippies
--hippies suck!
--every time a ninja flips out and kills someone a guitar wails hard
--jesus was actally a ninja in disguise
--God was the greastest ninja of all time
--ninjas have the ability to fly,climb walls and be totally sweet
--all ninjas have a tiger,a gibson sg and a bottle of bio-slime
